Today we're going to have a little fun with Strawberry the Appaloosa horse!!!
This is Bailey and Wally we are going to have a silly interview with Strawberry. Wally asks the stupid questions and I ask the... questions OK. Now that we all know me and Wally's purposes, let's go on with this.
Bailey: So, Strawberry how's life?
Strawberry: Fine thank you.
Wally: Strawberry, what color is your underpants???
Strawberry: Well... um.. I don't really wear underpants...
Bailey: Anyway, how do you like the stories that I write about you?
Strawberry: Oh... yeah they're great but you need to add a little more... pizazz.
Bailey: O.O WHAT?!?!?
Wally: Hehee, Strawberry does your pie have strawberries in it?
Strawberry: I don't eat pie. I'm a horse, I eat horse food like grass, grain, barley, grain and barley combined, hay, hay and grass combined, all of those combined.
Bailey: OK,OK we get it now!
Strawberry: Fine... >.<
Wally: UH DOY UH HOY!
Strawberry: WHAT?!?!
Bailey: He's just being obnoxious, ignore him.
Wally:DOY HOY LOY UH ROY!?
Strawberry: Is he asking me questions?
Bailey: You're not even supposed to ask questions, Strawberry.
Strawberry: I CAN ASK AS MANY QUESTIONS AS I WANT!!!
Bailey:REMEMBER THAT I SAID THAT WE ARE INTERVIEWING YOU!?
Strawberry: No, you didn't say anything about it, I think you said it when you were talking to Wally.
Bailey: Where is he anyway?
Strawberry: I don't know.
Bailey: I thought you were supposed to give a REAL answer to the questions not 'I don't know'
Strawberry: I can give you any answer I want or else I will give up answering these questions.
Bailey: Don't worry about that we've-
Wally: UH DOY HOY DOY DO-DO LOY!!!???
Bailey: Wally, please stop.
Wally: Strawberry, what's a peanuts favorite color?
Strawberry: That was what you were saying the whole time?
Wally: No.
Bailey: >:O Wally you are in trouble!!!!
That is the end of the story and the pathetic interviewer's unsuccessful interview. xP
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